"History Lesson"
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Fic: History Lesson
Title: History Lesson
Author: jessebee
Rating: PG13, for cussin'
Genre and/or Pairing: preslash, Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: 5x08, perhaps
Warnings: Do not use while standing in water; also, possibly blasphemy of the Christian kind. If that bugs you, what the hell are you doing here, anyway?
Word Count: ~950
Summary: Oldest Living Trickster tells all
Note: originally written for comment_fic comment_fic on this prompt:
alieneyes on March 4th, 2010 08:05 pm (UTC) Supernatural, Gabriel, "Let me tell you a little story about an apple that's not really an apple, a tree that's not really a tree, and a serpent that, oddly enough, was a serpent..."
"So, what, you're saying that it's all allegory, then? No big surprise there," Dean says.
Gabriel raises an eyebrow, but doesn't move from his sprawl against the pile of pillows he'd magicked onto the bed. "And there's your twenty-five cent word for the day." Dean's glare has no more effect than it ever does.
"So," Sam says slowly, "is any of it true?" His stomach feels a little funny.
"True? Sure. The "literal Inspired Word?"" Gabriel curves his fingers into air quotes, then flipps his hand. "Depends on what you mean by inspiration, and what they were drinking at the time. Literal? Not so much."
"It's something like your human game of 'telephone,'" Castiel says from his straight-backed perch on the edge of Dean's bed. "The message starts with one and is told to another, and another…."
"And by the time it gets to the other end, it's screwed, sure." Dean nods. He's laying on his side, body curved, head propped on one hand and knees nearly touching Castiel's hip, and Sam wonders for the umpteenth time if his brother has any clue at all what signals he's firing off. "So the oldest parts are the most wacked, then, like all the rules in Leviticus, and Eve and the apple and that whole "build a planet in seven days" thing."
Both of Gabriel's eyebrows go up this time. "You've actually read the Bible."
Sam nearly catches his breath, but the "okay, yes, I'll play nice already" promise Dean had made him earlier holds. "Grew up in motel rooms, 'Gabe.' If the tv didn't work, sometimes Gideon was the only story going," his brother says flatly. "So tell me a better one, 'cause seven days? Uh-uh."
Gabriel smirks, Trickster peeking out at the corners of it. "Seven days? What's time to God? Or to me, or most angels, for that matter?" he adds with a shrug. Castiel – twitches, just a little.
"Seven is a sacred number in more than a few traditions," Sam says, watching Gabriel intently. "Okay, so are most of the low prime numbers, but seven in particular." Gabriel looks directly at him, smirk widening, and points a finger at him.
Then he sits up abruptly, tailor-style, in the middle of the mattress, the motion a little too smooth to be completely human. "So, you want the low-down on history, huh?" he says, still watching Sam.
Oh yes, please, Sam thinks, and somehow even the realization that he's just basically begged a mind-reading Trickster can't damp his enthusiasm.
"Yeah, we do," Dean says and Sam starts; for a moment, pinned in Gabriel's gaze, he'd nearly forgotten his brother was in the room. "Where was the Garden, anyway? 'Cause
"
Sam finds himself sitting forward on the edge of his chair, knees nearly touching the bed. "And then?"
Gabriel blinks. Snorts. "And then he came up with you lot."
"Us."
"Hu-man-ity. And for you guys dear old Dad creates something new. Not enough that He's got his adoring, devoted First Born. No, instead he builds something smaller, softer, weaker than us, drops it in our Garden, tells us to play nice - and gives it the biggest, shiniest gun in the arsenal."
And it all clicks together. "Free will," Sam breathes. "You guys were literally created to obey – "
"And we weren't," Dean finishes. There's something strained in his eyes as he looks up sideways at Castiel. "So we got kicked out over something we couldn't even help?"
Gabriel snorts again. "Kicked out, nothing. You left. Of your own – " there go the air quotes again "-"free"will."
"So
"No,
Sam almost doesn't want to break the silence that falls, but he has to know. "What happened?"
Gabriel focuses in on him, and there really is a spark of gold in the archangel's eyes. "It wasn't enough for you. Living in perfection, wanting for nothing, but you wanted anyway. So out you went out and away to see the world, to kill things and tear up the earth to grow shit, cutting the trees, losing the soil. By the time a few of you eventually realized that you'd fouled your own nest and tried to come back, the gates were barred. You weren't gonna get to screw
"So – no apple," Dean says after a minute.
"Nor was the Tree actually a tree," Castiel offers, "although there were powerful things made from the wood of the Garden."
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Date: 2010-03-14 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-16 12:08 pm (UTC)Stories DO rather get twisted up over time, don't they? ;-) Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you liked it!
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Date: 2010-04-28 06:06 pm (UTC)It's interesting how the truth gets lost over time.
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Date: 2010-04-29 03:01 am (UTC)